Shit its been crazy in my life lately cause Benjamin Franklin fell and cracked his damn fool head right after last time I talked to yall actin crazy like he always do doin his little man dance.
Go head, go head.
That Benjamin Franklin in case yall forgot now normally I dont let his little ass be doin his little man dance up on the table like that but that day I was givin him supervision and shit to make sure he wouldnt fall and crack his damn head but you know what happened like 2 weeks ago yall? I was at work and had my girl Trina
This Trina she the one who got me bloggin
watchin my babies cause she my girl and she straight up there for me you know what I mean? Cause it aint easy.
Lord if I had known how hard it would be Id have strapped on a fuckin helmet soon I came out the womb cause its always some shit like bricks straight fallin on a motherfuckers head.
So anyway I had that bitch Trina watchin my babies while I was at work cause Trina aint on shit she dont work she dont do nothin but chill in the crib all day. So Im sayin the least this bitch could do is watch my babies with a little motherfuckin care and make sure Benjamin Franklin dont do his little man dance up on the table without some supervision and shit. So what’s this bitch do?
Yall guessed it. She wasnt payin no attention when BJ got up on the table and then fell off and cracked his damn head. So I had to leave work early and my boss bitch white ass talkin shit to me like he always do talkin bout “you need to plan for these types situations in advance.”
I swear this dumb motherfucker bout made me break my neck sayin some shit bout as stupid as a car accident between two parked cars cause I had to look at him twice “How the fuck Ima plan for an emergency situation in motherfuckin advance when the situation still in the future and aint even happened yet and I aint got no way of predictin the shit? What the fuck I look like Miss Cleo here motherfucker let me pull some tarot cards out my ass and read your motherfuckin future let me see….I predict Kholera gonna beat your motherfuckin ass you say some stupid shit like that one more time and quit this bullshit motherfuckin job ringin up groceries and just walk out the fuckin store.”
So anyway I set his ass straight and went back to the crib and took Benjamin Franklin to the emergency room and he got stitched up and now I got hospital bills on top of all these other fuckin bills to pay and shits even more fucked up then it was before I left work that day. And all cause my girl, my best fuckin friend in this shit close like beans and rice, that dumb ass bitch left my baby unintended when she knew she didnt have but one motherfuckin thing to do all that day: babysit my motherfuckin kids while Im at work tryin to keep food on the motherfuckin table and body and soul together and shit. I swear to God I wanna kill that bitch Trina sometimes.
But then she the one who got me on this bloggin shit and then also a week ago she got me this laptop which I aint even gonna ask her how she got it cause I know she aint have the money to get this shit legit, but anyway she got me this laptop and long story short now I got the internet. Hell motherfuckin yeah thats what Im talkin about. Its gonna be more Kholera in the world now.
#Aint no stoppin me now…Im on the move#
Thats some Mcfadden and Whitehead for all yall white motherfuckers out there who dont know nothin bout that right there thats the jam on some civil rights movement shit and that reminds me it was MLK day the other day so lets all have a moment. Of respect. For Mr. Martin Luther King yall.
Thats what Im about is progress, yall, we need to see progress in the world and one way to do it is for more african american women of color to get in this blog game no matter where they come from especially if they up in the Ickes Projects ya heard. So any way the moral of this story is I love my girl Trina she just need to stop bein such a goof ass bitch all the time and then I got 3 tips for yall moms out there to improve shit when it comes to raisin your kids:
1. Dont ever let a bitch like Trina watch your babies while you at work.
2. If you gotta beat your motherfuckin boss ass for givin you a hard time for havin to leave work early to go take care of Benjamin Franklin cause he done cracked his fool head then go head and do it cause aint no job or no boss worth neglecting your motherfuckin kids for.
3. Matter fact just clear all the shit off the kitchen table before you leave for work and flip that bitch over and put it in a corner cause you know Benjamin Franklin gonna try to climb up on that shit and do his little man dance if its there and Trinas dumb ass aint gonna be payin enough attention to stop him so you may as well just be pro active about the shit.
Anyway I gotta be up at 7 in the motherfuckin mornin tmorrrow to get to work and thats in 3 hours from now so I better get my my ass to sleep. So goodnight yall and just because yall readin this shit here Ima remember yall when I get famous and bring yall on Oprah with me and shit and put yall in the audience and then yall gonna thank me when Oprah drop some brand new cars on yall heads.